Julia, in my lap, last night.
"Mommy, what that?"
"Um, cleavage, honey."
"What that?"
"Cleavage."
"What?"
"It's the place between mommy's breasts."
"What?"
"It's the..."
"WHAT?"
"It's..."
"WHAT THE HECK?"
*gasp**snort*"No *chuckle* no honey that's not a good thing to say.."
"WHAT THE HECK?"
*snort**ahem*"No, no, hee hee, you shouldn't say that, hee hee..."
"Is that taco?"
Hee hee hee hee "No, sweetie it's not a taco, it's..."
"It taco, mommy?"
"No," giggle, "no, it's not a taco. It's...Hey let's go read a story!...."
